Ally McCoist's gone coachin'

Allister McCoist, the famous Scottish footballer (played for Glasgow Rangers), who finished the career and became a TV-commentator, has proudly announced that he joins the coach staff of the first national team of Scotland. At his new job, he will assist Walter Smith, the head coach.

All of us, with no exception, know Allister for his straight-forward and simple as a nail comments in the FIFA Series, sounded for over the years. Game to game he adds a few new words—quite a few—into his thesaurus, but it is still the same old Ally. Unfortunately for those of you, who hoped that the Scotchman would finally drop off the board of football simulators, Allister McCoist will not reject working for EA Sports; and his annoying voice will still be heard in the in-game comments of FIFA 2006, at least.

…Together with John Motson.